yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
How does it feel to date your dad?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
