so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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