You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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