Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
