"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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