is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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