i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
