problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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