am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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