coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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