If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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