You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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