On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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