So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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