They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
This baby is an asshole
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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