on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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