brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
even my farts smell like vagina
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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