a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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