Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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