erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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