You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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