Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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