Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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