My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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