I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize