It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my shit smells like andre
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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