party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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