so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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