it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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