Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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