question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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