Will you blow on my dice?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
