Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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