He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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