porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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