I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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