So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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