I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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