Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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