google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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