But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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