is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
40s are totally the cure
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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