This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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