We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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