What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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