she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
they're like a gay fantastic four
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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