i used baking grease as lip gloss
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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