does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
So. Much. Porn.
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