we're blogging at a bar
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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