So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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