I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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