How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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