I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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